TRUMP BOOK FULL OF BLANK PAGES

A British publisher has brought out a book called The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump which consist largely of blank pages. Skyscraper Publications, which publishes a range of fiction and non fiction, rushed out the book in time for the inauguration of President Trump on January 20th 2017.

Publisher Karl Sabbagh said: "Enormous research went into the preparation of this book. But as we neared publication date, we had reluctantly to accept that, apart from the chapter titles, the pages would have to remain blank. No example of wit or wisdom among the words of Donald Trump would have escaped the research team if it had existed."

This book is divided into sections under headings such as:

How I will bring peace to the world

How I will heal the divisions in American society between racial, ethnic and lifestyle groups

How I will protect the rights of women

How I will demonstrate restraint, civilised behavior, and compassion

The major positive achievements of my business career

Tributes from the major beneficiaries of my charitable giving

The major benefits my presidency will bring to the USA

Testimonials to my good qualities from leading statesmen

"We hesitated over the last chapter," says Karl Sabbagh, "since the researchers found a quote from Vladimir Putin appearing to praise Trump. But we decided that it was actually tongue and cheek and not worthy of inclusion.?

The book is released on January 12th and costs £5.